Paint Like a Pro —
Without Hiring One
Want to tackle your painting project yourself? I’ll teach you how. Get professional guidance, proper techniques, and a complete plan — so you get professional results on a DIY budget.
Is This Right For You?
DIY Coaching Works Best If…
Perfect Fit ✓
- ✓ You want to save money but need expert guidance
- ✓ You feel intimidated by your first major painting project
- ✓ You have the time and willingness to do the work yourself
- ✓ You want to learn proper techniques that last
- ✓ You need a project plan and shopping list from a pro
Not a Great Fit
- ✗ You don’t have time to dedicate to the project
- ✗ You want to avoid the physical work entirely
- ✗ You need the job done quickly
No problem — full-service painting might be a better fit for you.
Investment
Choose Your Coaching Package
Learn to paint your entire home for less than the cost of one professionally painted room.
- ✓ Complete Documentation Package
- ✓ General Supply Checklist
- ✓ 4 Retail Buying Guides
- ✓ Tool Compendium
- ✓ Project Planning Guide
- ✓ Step-by-Step Technique Guides
- — In-Home Training
- — Hands-On Practice
- ✓ Everything in Guides
- ✓ 2-Hour In-Home Session
- ✓ Masking Techniques (30 min)
- ✓ Brushing / Cutting In (30 min)
- ✓ Rolling Techniques (30 min)
- ✓ Cleanup & Q&A (30 min)
- ✓ Discuss → Show → Practice → Refine
- — Prep Work Module
- ✓ Everything in Silver
- ✓ 1-Hour Prep Work Module
- ✓ Mudding & Patching (40 min)
- ✓ Caulking & Sanding (20 min)
- ✓ 15-Min Break Between Modules
- — Color Consultation
- — Virtual Planning Sessions
- — Ongoing Support
- ✓ Everything in Gold
- ✓ 30-Min In-Home Color Consult
- ✓ 2 Virtual Planning Meetings
- ✓ Meeting 1: Goals, materials, time budget
- ✓ Meeting 2: Review your plan together
- ✓ Ongoing Text/Call Support
- ✓ Troubleshooting Until Completion
- ✓ Course Completion Certificate
All packages include: Homeowner supplies their own materials, paint, and a wall/room for practice.
Coaching fee can be credited toward full-service painting if you decide to hire me instead.
The Curriculum
What You’ll Learn
I use the same “Discuss → Show → Practice → Refine” methodology used in trade apprenticeships. You won’t just watch — you’ll do.
Preparation
- Properly clean and prep surfaces
- When and how to use primer
- Filling holes and repairing damage
- Protecting floors and furniture
- Taping techniques that actually work
Application
- Cutting in without tape (saves hours)
- Proper roller technique for smooth finishes
- Avoiding lap marks and streaks
- Working with different sheens
- Handling corners, edges, and trim
Pro Secrets
- Tools that matter (and what to skip)
- Calculate exact paint quantities
- Best practices for cleanup and storage
- When to hire a pro instead
- Maintenance to make paint last
Joe’s coaching saved me thousands. He showed me exactly what to do, and my bedroom looks professionally done. I’ve since painted three more rooms myself. Worth every penny.
Hyde Park
Group Workshops & Certification Programs
Learn painting fundamentals in a classroom setting at a fraction of the cost. Plus, introducing the Handy Husband Certificate — multi-session training covering painting, basic electrical, home maintenance, and more.
Questions
Frequently Asked
How long does a typical DIY project take?
Depends on room size and your experience. Most single rooms take 1-3 days for a first-timer. I’ll give you a realistic estimate during our session.
Can I still hire you if I change my mind?
Absolutely. Some clients realize mid-project they’d rather have me finish. Your coaching fee can be credited toward full-service painting.
Do you sell tools or materials?
No, but I’ll tell you exactly what to buy and where to get the best value. That’s what the buying guides are for.
What if I get stuck mid-project?
Platinum package includes ongoing support. Text or call me when you hit a snag — I’m here until your project is complete.
What projects are good for DIY?
Single bedrooms, home offices, accent walls, small bathrooms, nurseries, basements. High ceilings, stairwells, and exteriors are typically better left to pros.
Why is Platinum only $200 more than Gold?
The virtual planning sessions and ongoing support are systematized and low-effort for me. I’d rather give you everything you need to succeed than nickel-and-dime you.
Ready to Learn?
Book your DIY coaching session and get professional results on your budget.
Or call me directly — I answer my own phone.
Paint Like a Pro
Without Hiring One
Want to tackle your painting project yourself? We’ll teach you how. Get professional guidance, proper techniques, and a complete plan so you get professional results on a DIY budget.
